057通缉令 wanted part1

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--==圣城家园SCG字幕组作品 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁使用任何商业用途
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--==圣城家园SCG字幕组bbs.3639.net 翻译：土豆爱 vicxgh-33 轩若熙 小桃 校对：萝卜 琥珀
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一千年前...
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一群织布工人组成了一个秘密的刺客社团
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他们默默执行着裁决 以重建濒临混乱的世界秩序
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他们称自己为互助会
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六星期之前...
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# 生日快乐 亲爱的Janice #
# Happy birthday,dear Janice #
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# 祝你生日快乐! #
# Happy birthday to you! #
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今天是厌食症老板的生日
It's my anorexic boss' birthday.
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这就意味着公司的员工们要被迫
This means there's a certain amount of inter-office pressure
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围站在会议桌旁
to stand around the conference table
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边猛吞垃圾般的食物边拍她的马屁
eating crappy food and pretending to worship her.
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太好吃了
That's so good.
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要持续5分钟假装Janice并没让我们愁云惨淡
Acting for five minutes like Janice doesn't make all our lives miserable
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简直是我一天中最困难的工作
is the hardest work l'II do all day.
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我的职务是账目经理
My job title is account manager.
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本来我是一个账目服务代表
I used to be called an account service representative,
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但一个顾问说我们应该对客户进行管理
but a consultant told us we needed to manage our clients
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而不是为他们服务
and not service them.
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我有个我从不过问的女朋友
I have a girlfriend whom I neither manage nor service.
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那是我最好的朋友 Barry 正在一张我花了大价钱买的
That's my best friend,Barry,fucking her on an IKEA kitchen table
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宜家餐桌上干她
I picked up for a really good price.
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这些天我发现我不在乎任何事情
I'm finding it hard to care about anything these days.
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实际上 我唯一在乎的就是我对一切都不在乎
In fact,the only thing I do care about is the fact that I can't care about anything.
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真的 这让我很不安
Seriously. It worries me.
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我叫Wesley Gibson
My name is Wesley Gibson.
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我7天大的时候我爸扔下了我妈
My dad walked out on my mom when I was seven days old.
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有时我在想 他是否曾经看着儿子的蓝眼睛扪心自问
Sometimes I wonder if he ever looked into my baby blues eyes and asked himself,
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我不会生下了21世纪最没用的混球吧?
Did I just father the most insignificant asshole of the 21st century?
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哦 如果你能在28号之前把货给我... 对
Well,if you could get me the consignment to me by the 28th... Yeah.
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你手边有那些号码吗?
Do you have the numbers in front of you?
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别紧张
Relax.
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如果要杀你 你已经是死人了
If your name had come up,you'd be dead already.
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最近我们有些意外损失
We've had some unexpected losses recently.
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我们想知道
We'd like to know
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我们对头的弹药来源
where our competitor is getting his munition.
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很干净
It's clean.
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意思是?
Meaning?
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意思是无法追踪
Meaning it's untraceable.
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对手很精明
Your competitor's very smart.
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趴下!
Get down!
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妈的
Fuck it.
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没人可以离开互助会 Cross
no one leaves the Fraternity,Cross.
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对此我不敢苟同
I have a new perspective on the Fraternity.
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当心
Careful.
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存在了千年之久的东西没那么容易毁灭
You don't destroy something that's been around for a thousand years.
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它已经完了 他破了密码
It's already destroyed. He broke the code.
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我必须阻止他
I have to stop this.
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是吗? - 你心知肚明
Really? - You know this.
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那你为什么不亲自来杀我?
So why don't you face me yourself?
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找他们杀我也太儿戏了
Never send sheep to kilI a wolf.
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他们只是诱饵而已
They were just the decoys.
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再见了 X先生
Goodbye,Mr X.
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找他们杀我也太儿戏了
Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
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他们只是诱饵而已
They were just the decoys.
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Wesley!
Wesley!
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怎么了?
What is it?
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什么"怎么了"? 听啊
What do you mean,"What is it"? Listen.
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哦 那么吵我怎么能睡得着?
Well,how am I supposed to sleep with all that fucking racket?
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我们什么时候才能搬到没有这鬼噪音的地方?
When are we gonna move so we don't have to wake up to that shit?
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我喜欢那噪音
I kind of like it.
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那能淹没你的唠叨 讨厌的声音
It helps to drown out the sound of your annoying,fucking voice.
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现在 拜托 让我睡觉
Now,please,let me sleep.
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你到底想没想过我们谈的?
Have you even thought about our talk?
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想了
Yes.
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哪一次?
Which one?
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不错 真不错
Perfect. That's perfect.
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喂猫去
Feed Annabelle.
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垃圾丢进垃圾桶 不然会招老鼠
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对不起
Sorry.
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哦 我他妈的主啊
Oh,my fucking god.
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希望你桌上剩的不是我的账目报告
I hope that's not my billing report sitting on your desk.
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见他妈的鬼 还真没错
Holy shit on an altar,it is.
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我要一小时内在我桌上见到那份报告
I want that report on my desk in one hour.
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好吧 大家 我们都要再多呆一个小时...
Okay,everybody,we're all gonna stay an extra hour...
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想听些衰事吗?
Want to hear something sad?
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我得靠一个人体学键盘来释放这些周而复始的压力
I need an ergonomic keyboard to keep my repetitive stress injury in check.
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这种因无尽地重复同样的事而让自己压力满身的感觉实在是太他妈的可悲了
Just the fact that I repeat something enough that it causes me stress is fucking sad.
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干得不错 老兄 你看见Barry了吗?
Nice job,dude. You seen Barry?
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他必须得去看牙 又去了
He had to go to the dentist. Again.
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来啊!
Yes!
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Barry!
Barry!
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你说这有避孕药卖吗?
You think they have that morning-after pill here?
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那玩意挺管用 压碎了 放进煎蛋里
That thing works. Crush it up,put it in her omelette,
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嘿 宝贝 在床上用早餐吧 有备无患啊
Hey,baby,breakfast in bed. You can never be too safe.
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哦 天哪
Oh,god.
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我钱包不知忘在哪了
I lost my wallet somewhere.
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这些一起结账吗?
All this together?
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不 不 - 是的
No,no. - Yes.
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他绝对是个男人
He is the man.
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多少钱? - 哦 再加上这个
How much is it? - Oh. Plus this.
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(润滑避孕套)
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二十块四毛二
$20.42.
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西瓜味的
Watermelon.
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小妞儿都喜欢
Chicks dig it.
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谢谢
Thanks.
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下次再见
See you next time.
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祝你晚上愉快
Have a good night.
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我喜欢这些能量饮料 兄弟
I love these energy drinks,man.
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我几乎对能量饮料上瘾了
I'm almost,like,kind of on an energy drink cleanse,
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早餐来一罐 然后 午饭再来个两三罐
where I do one for breakfast and then,like,two or three for lunch.
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我绝对是个男人?
I'm the man?
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是啊 没错 Barry 我是个男人
Yeah,right,Barry,I'm the man.
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实际上 我太男人
In fact,I'm so much the man,
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以至于我为了控制自己的焦虑症而买的药都及其特别 (Wesly牌)
I have a standing prescription for medication to control my anxiety attacks.
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天哪 真希望能有其他办法释放我的压力
God,I wish I had something else to relieve my stress.
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你好 Wesley
Hello,Wesley.
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看 有些人 漂亮的人
You know,there are people,beautiful people,
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你会希望他们能在不同的情况下见到你 不同的地方
you just wish they could see you in a different setting,a different place,
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而不是现在这个地方 现在这个样子
instead of where you are,what you've become.
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Nicole太性感了
Nicole is so hot.
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什么?
What?
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看得我都受不了了
Boom goes the dynamite.
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但最重要的是 谁都不希望自己是
But most of all,you wish you weren't such a pussy
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一个不求上进的废物
for wishing for things that will never change.
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太他妈的扯淡了 你还在这悠哉游哉
Good god a'mighty,you're over here like it's spring fucking break,
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我现在还没有拿到账目报告
and I still don't have that billing report.
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你是不是不想干了 Wesley?
Why do I even keep you around,Wesley?
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我会做好的 Janice
I'll get it done,Janice.