085 How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E06 老爸老妈罗曼史第4季06 part2

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那桌还可以考虑一下
I'd maybe get under that table.
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她转过来了
She's turning around.
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想想 想想
Think,hink, think.
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大伙待在这儿 我去探探情况
Everyone, just stay here. I'm gonna go take a look.

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Marshall去探探情况
Marshall, go take a look.
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你需要餐具吗?
And will you need utensils?
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不 我外带回家
No, I'm just going straight home.
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她是要外卖带回家
She's placing an order to go.
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她看着开心吗? 她提起我了吗?
Did she seem happy? Did she say anything about me?
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我才不关心呢
I don't even care.
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我们的杏仁呢?
Where are those almonds?
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啊呀 Ted这个傻瓜哪儿去了?
Gosh, where would Ted's nuts be?
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嘿 建议你去Stella家车库的钳子里找找
Hey, why don't you check the vise in Stella's garage.
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快去对她宣泄一下你的怒火
Go yell at her.
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Ted 也许你是从俄亥俄州来的 但你现在住在纽约了呀
Ted, you may be from Ohio, but you live in New York now.

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在纽约我们不会压制情感的
We don't push down our feelings in New York.
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我们表现愤怒 一定给别人好看!
We take our feelings and we shove them in somebody else's face!
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哦 饶了我吧 Lily
Oh, spare me, Lily.
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如果是你 你也会这样做的
You'd be doing the same thing if you were in this situation.
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不可能
That's outrageous.
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这世界上还无人能让我躲在这桌子底下的
There is not a person on Earth I would hide under a table from.
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哦 真的 没有人吗?
Oh, really, not a single person?
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甚至... 毒气工也不行?
Not even... Gasser?
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你竟敢跟我提他
How dare you mention that name to me.
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谁是毒气工?
Who's Gasser?
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他是我最不想看见的人
He's the last person I'd want to see walk through that door.
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Michael Sasser
Michael Sasser.
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他是我高中的同学
He's a guy I went to high school with.
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新生生物课时 Michael坐在我旁边
Michael sat next to me in freshman biology.
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他的初中过得有点失败
He had been a bit of a loser all through middle school,
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但是在九年级 他一下子长高了12寸 还参加了棒球队
but the summer before ninth grade, he grew 12 inches and joined the baseball team.

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他眼看就要变成风云人物了
He was right on the precipice of becoming one of the cool kids.
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直到有一天...
Until one day...
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哦 Lily 我们都经历过
Oh, Lily, we've all been there.
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你放屁的时候 那可不是一般的难忍
When you've ripped one, it's not pretty.
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你干了什么?
What did you do?
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这还用问吗? 那可是九年级啊
Are you kidding? This was ninth grade.
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我只有一个选择
I only had one choice.
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哦 我的天啊 Sasser 这屁够响的啊?
Oh, my God, Sasser. Fart much?
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不 不是我 是她放的
No, it wasn't me. It was her.
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哦 装什么啊 Sasser 你个毒气工
Oh, as if, Sasser. More like Gasser.

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- 毒气工! 毒气工! 毒气工! 不
- Gasser! Gasser! Gasser! No.

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- 毒气工!毒气工!毒气工! 毒气工! 我参加棒球队呢 我-我酷着呢
- Gasser! Gasser! Gasser! Gasser! - I'm on the baseball team. I-I'm cool.

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毒气工! 毒气工!
Gasser! Gasser!
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毒气工这外号就这么叫下来了
The nickname Gasser stuck.
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他总被嘲笑 最后不得不转学了
He got teased so much, eventually he had to change schools.
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这群孩子还真有一手
Kids are awesome.
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我总为这事内疚
I've always felt awful about that.
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但如果毒气工 不对 是Michael从那走进来 不管怎么艰难
But if Gasser-- Michael-- walked in right now, as hard as it would be,

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我也会走向毒气工 不对 是Michael 了结了这件事
I would go up to Gasser-- Michael-- and I would resolve things between us.

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对 顿时神清气爽 宛如新生
Right, clear the air, as it were.
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哦 伙计
Oh, man.
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这种事罕有啊
Those don't come around often.
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不怪你的
Y'all are welcome.
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嘿 你们还好吧?
Hey, are you guys okay?
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挺好 如果可以 我们想在这下面吃呢
Oh, yeah. We're just gonna be eating down here if that's okay.
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好吧 这是你的杏仁
Well, here's your almonds.
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哦 谢谢... 你们今天有特价菜品推荐吗?
Oh, thanks... you guys have any specials today?
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Ted 这太可笑啦
Ted, this is ludicrous.
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Ted 我是这样的人...
Ted, I am a person who...
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好吧 让我们面对事实吧
well, let's just face it.
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我不想遇上的人多着呢
There are a lot of people I don't want to see--
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跟我睡过的那些妞儿们
people of the "chicks I banged" persuasion--
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但是如果她们中的任何一个走进来的话
but if any of them were to walk in here,
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我会站起来 直盯着她们的眼睛
I would stand up, and I would look them right in the eye.
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其中一些我们上床的时候 我都没直视她眼睛呢
Some of them for the very first time.

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真的 你真的谁都不躲吗?
Really, you wouldn't hide from anyone?
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就连...Becca Delucci?
Not even, say... Becca Delucci?
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你个狗娘养的
You son of a bitch.
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谁是Becca Delucci?
Who's Becca Delucci?
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你介意回避一下吗?
Do you mind?
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好了 谁是Becca Delucci呢?
So, who is Becca Delucci?
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Becca是个住在北部的女孩
Becca is just this girl who lives upstate.
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我以前常去造访她
I used to visit her now and again.
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呒 北部具体哪里啊 Barney?
Mm-hmm, where exactly upstate, Barney?
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贝德福德山联邦监狱
Bedford Hills Federal Penitentiary.
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没错 我是以你丈夫的名义来看你的
And yes, the visits were of a conjugal nature.
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没门 真的? 真的
No way, really? Really.

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我和Becca处得很好
And what I had with Becca was a perfect relationship.
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根据法律 她每周只允许给我打一次电话
She was only allowed, by law, to call me once a week.
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她要是想多说一句 武装守卫就会阻止她
If she ever got clingy, the armed guards stopped her.

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我从来都不用为晚餐买单
And I never had to pay for dinner.
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也不能这么说 我交了税
Well, that's not true. I pay taxes.
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所以我觉得我们都要为吃饭付钱 谢了 伙计们
Then again, I guess we all paid for dinner. Thanks a lot, guys.

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我最后一次去看她的时候 貌似把事情搞砸了
Anyway, the last time I visited, I kind of screwed things up.

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我知道很苦 宝贝儿 我也在坐牢啊
I know it's hard, baby, but I'm in a prison, too.

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我心中的牢狱
A prison of my own heart.
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现在有空房间吗 我们能... 时间快到了?
Is that room ready yet or what? Can we... Tick-tock.

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Barney 你是唯一能让我坚持下去的原因
Barney, you're the only thing that's keeping me going here.
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所以我来了 宝贝儿 我是你坚强的依靠 是... 天啊 你好 美女
That's what I'm here for, baby. I'm your rock. I'm... oh, my God. Hello, strange.

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嗨 我是Barney Stinson律师
Barney Stinson, attorney at law.
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我们来看看怎么让你出来吧
Let's talk about getting you off.
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混蛋 不!
Oh, hell, no!
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现在我收到Becca的来信 她完全疯了
Now I get letters from Becca and she's all,
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我出来的那天会去找你
"I'm coming to get you
the day I get out of here.

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I'm gonna hang your eyes
from my rearview mirror."
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我要把你的眼睛挖出来 挂在我车子的后视镜上
#N/A

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女人啊
Women, huh?
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看吧 你怕见到Becca Lily怕见到毒气工
See? You're scared of Becca. Lily's scared of Gasser.

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我们继续躲着
We're staying under the table.
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我们用不着躲了 Stella走了
We don't have to. Stella's gone.
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天啊
Oh, my gosh.
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终于没事了 这就是我们的俄亥俄风格
There, all done, and that's how we do it Ohio style.
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有情况出现 但我们避免了 没问题了
Problem showed up. We avoided it. It went away.

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现在我们可以好好的享受大餐... 她又回来了
Now we can enjoy our meal in peace and... - She's back.

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Ted 我们都觉得你必须... 等等 Barney哪去了?
Ted, we all think that you need-- wait, where's Barney?

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Ted 我们都觉得你必须跟她谈谈
Ted, we all think that you need to go talk to her.
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我不觉得 什么?
- I don't. What?

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要是我最不想见到的那个人进来了 我绝不会跟他说一个字
Yeah, if the last person I wanted to see walked through the door, I wouldn't say a damn word.

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是吗? 是谁?
really? - And who's that?

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我爸爸
My father.
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伙计们 那张桌子游戏结束
You guys, that other table is off the hook.
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你们在谈什么? Robin的爸爸
What are we talking about? - Robin's dad.

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我已经3年都没跟他说过话了 现在也不打算说
I haven't spoken to him in three years and I don't intend to start now.

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为什么?
Why?
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那得从我出生那天说起
It goes back to the day I was born.
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把我儿子生出来 用力
You give me my son now. Push.
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哦 不...不 不
Oh, no... oh, no.
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他想要个儿子 但是个女儿的事实 也没有改变他的计划
He wanted a son and the fact that I was a girl didn't change his plan.

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什么意思?
What do you mean?
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我的全名是Robin Charles Scherbatsky Jr.
My full legal name is Robin Charles Scherbatsky, Jr.