086 How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E06 老爸老妈罗曼史第4季06 part3

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但那只是灾难的开始
And it only gets worse from there.
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我八岁时 他第一次带我去打猎
When I was eight, he took me hunting for the first time.
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我不想去打小鹿
I don't want to shoot a deer.
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胡说 R.J 射鹿是很高贵的消遣
Nonsense, R.J.Shooting deer is the noblest of pursuits.
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但它们太可爱了
But they're cute.
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你也这样说我们的兔子
You said the same thing about our rabbits.
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还记得兔肉多好吃吧
Remember how delicious they were?
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我发育的那些年
Over the years, as my body developed...
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等会儿
Whoa, hold on a sec.
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抱歉 继续说
Sorry, go on.
##CONTINUE##
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他更是想方设法假装我是个男孩
It became harder and harder for him to pretend I was a boy.
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最糟糕的时候是我刚满14岁时
The lowest moment came when I turned 14.
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我们青少年冰球队刚赢了Squamish邀请赛
My peewee hockey team had just won the Squamish Invitational
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每个队员都来我家庆祝
and everyone came back to my house to celebrate.
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你们这些孩子在比赛中表现得太棒了
You lads availed yourself splendidly out there on the ice.
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太棒了
Splendidly.
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你们先出去玩
You go on outside.
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我去拿些饮料 和椒盐脆饼来
I'll come back with an assortment of soft drinks and American pretzels.
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我真不敢相信最后那个空门 你也没打进 你个小姑娘
I can't believe you missed that last empty-netter, you hoser.

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你才是小姑娘
You're the hoser.
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不 你才是小姑娘
No, you're the hoser.
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你们在干什么?
What are you doing?
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你们是队友 冰球手
You're teammates, hockey players.
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队友是不可以接吻的!
Teammates don't kiss!
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冰球手不可以接吻!
Hockey players don't kiss!
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天啊 我没有儿子
Oh, my God. I have no son.
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你真可怜
Oh, you poor thing.
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旁边就是强大的美国 但却偏偏出生在加拿大
To have to grow up in Canada with America right there.

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你爸真太过分了 Robin 但祝贺你们赢了比赛
That... sucks about your dad, Robin, but congratulations on that game.

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Kyle和我并没有做什么
And Kyle and I weren't even doing anything serious.
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我们只是到了蓝线
We only went to the blue line.
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蓝线?
The blue line?
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当你还是小孩子的时候 总是把什么事都用冰球术语表示
Yeah, you know how when you're a kid, you put everything into hockey terms?

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蓝线代表接吻 红线就是脱光了
The blue line is kissing; the red line is getting naked;

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我想 在击球线 就不言而喻了
and I think "in the crease" speaks for itself.
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那之后 我和我爸就闹僵了
Anyway, after that, my relationship with my dad pretty much went north.
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我搬过去跟我妈妈住 留了长发 成了加拿大流行歌手
I moved in with my mom, grew my hair out, became a Canadian pop star.

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像普通的青年一样
You know, normal teen stuff.
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你不觉得跟他说说这一切会舒服些吗
Don't you think it would feel better to talk to him about all this?
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不 这是关键 这解决不了任何问题
No, that's the point. It wouldn't solve anything.
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都是过去的事了 已经发生了
It's in the past. It's done.
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那我能跟他说什么呢
I mean, what would I even say to him?
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我希望你没有把我当个男孩子养
I wish you hadn't raised me as a boy?
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我希望你没有教我打猎 钓鱼 抽烟 喝苏格兰威士忌
"I wish you hadn't taught me how to hunt
and fish and smoke cigars and drink Scotch"

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因为那不是女孩子做的事
"because that's not what girls do.

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And you know the reason I throw like
a girl, Dad, is because I am a girl."""
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而我打球像个女孩子 也是因为 我就是个女孩子
#N/A

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你都憋了很久了吧
Wow, you held onto that for a long time, huh?
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是啊
Yeah.
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让你很难受吧
It really messed you up.
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是啊 太糟糕了
Yeah. That sucks.

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真遗憾 挺热辣的
- I'm sorry. - That's hot.

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然后我意识到...
And then I realized...
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我所有的朋友都有心结 但我的情况和他们有点不同
all of my friends were haunted, but there was a difference between my ghost and theirs.

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对我来说还不算晚
It wasn't too late for me.
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我要过去跟她谈谈
I'm gonna go talk to her.
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她走了 我去追她
She's gone. I'm going after her.
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走 走
Go, go.
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她往那走了!
There she goes!
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计程车!
Taxi!
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我看到她了 在我们前面 隔了两辆车 往右开了
Okay, I see her. She's two cabs ahead on the right.

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跟紧她 好吗?
Just stay with her, okay?
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终于 你终于这么做了
Finally. Finally, you're doing this.
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你要去面对她
You're going to confront her.
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是的 我要面对她 是的
Yes, I am going to confront her. Yeah.

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太兴奋了 绝对是的
This is so exciting. Totally.

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你要说什么?
What are you going to say?
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我会说 Stella 很抱歉 我们没能结成婚
I'm gonna say, "Stella, I'm sorry things didn't work out."

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天哪 不是吧 - 不!
Ay, caramba. - No!

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我们要以成年人的方式交谈
Yes. We're going to talk about this like adults.
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她会说她的理由
She can tell me her side and...
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而我 会听
I'm going to listen.
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其实以前我们就应该更多的倾诉和倾听
Probably should have done a little more of that before.
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司机 拜托带我们往最近的灯柱上撞吧?
Driver, can you run us into the nearest lamppost?
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大家系好安全带 除了你 Ted
Everyone, buckle up. Not you, Ted.
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Ted Ted 是你发泄愤怒的时候了
Ted, Ted, you got to get mad right now.
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拜托 挖掘内心的怒火
Come on. Dig deep.
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伙计 拜托 关键不是我捶胸顿足 暴跳如雷
Dude, come on. This isn't about me waving my arms, stamping my feet, and getting really mad.

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关键是我和Stella终于要交流一下了
This is about Stella and I finally communicating.
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很明显 那... Stella讨厌星战
I mean, clearly, That was... Stella hated Star Wars.

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她欺骗了你 跟着你的感觉走 Ted
She lied to you. Search your feelings, Ted.
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你知道我说的是真的
You know it to be true.
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那是她的事
Well, that's her business.
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拜托 Ted 她在婚礼时离开了你
Come on, Ted. She left you at the altar.
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- 我真不明白! Ted 你想想那多恶劣啊...
- I don't understand! Ted, in the name of all That is sacred...

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等等 等等! 她往哪去了?
Wait, wait, wait! Where is she going?
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她的车在林肯隧道转弯了
Her cab just missed the turn for the Lincoln Tunnel.
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为什么有人买了外卖还带到新泽西?
Why would anybody buy takeout food and bring it all the way back to New Jersey anyway?
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也许是去她的办公室
Maybe she's going to her office.
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不是
No.
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服务员问她 你要餐具吗
The waiter asked her, Will you need utensils?
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她回答说 不 我直接回家
and then she said, "Nah, I'm just going straight home."
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但要是她回家 为什么还来...
But if she's going home, why are we still heading...
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哦 天啊
Oh, my God.
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Tony住在市中心
Tony lives downtown.
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她所说的家是指Tony公寓
Home is Tony's apartment.
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她要我搬到新泽西 而她自己却搬到市里跟Tony住?
She was going to make me move to New Jersey and then she moves into the city with Tony?

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贱人!
Son of a bitch!
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终于 终于明白了吧 老兄
Finally. Finally, buddy.
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- 我现在非常生气! - 我就喜欢这样!
- I am so angry right now! - I know, and I love it!

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太棒了!
Yeah, that is awesome!
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先生 我们很乐意付车窗摇杆的钱
Sir, we'd be happy to cover the cost of that window crank.
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我喜欢愤怒的Ted!
I love angry Ted!
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我也是!
So do I!
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说出来 喊出来 发泄出来
Get it out, baby. Let it out.
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她停车了
she's stopping.
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就是现在了 我要爆发了!
Oh, it is on. It is on!
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Ted 上去和她说清楚 老兄!
Yes, Ted. Go get her, buddy!
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甩掉你的胆怯!
Go get rid of your demons!
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我的腿都挤麻了!
My leg is asleep!
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等等 等等 别急
Okay, wa-wa-wait. Wait, hold on.
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Lily 你干嘛呢? 等一下 别急
Lily, What are you doing? all right, hold on.

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Ted 你现在发怒了很好
Look, Ted, it's great that you're angry right now.
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当然 是的
It sure is. Yes.

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你终于要面对了 但你只有一次机会
And that you're finally dealing with this, but you only get one shot here.
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我们得讨论一下 你该说些什么
Let's just take a beat and, and think about what you're going to say.
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我很清楚我要说什么
Oh, I know exactly what I'm gonna say.
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你选错人了
You picked the wrong guy.
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Ted
Ted.
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你选错人了
You picked the wrong guy.
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你做了一个非常 非常错误的选择
You made a really, really, really bad choice.

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你在想什么?
What were you thinking?
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那男的? 你在耍我吧?
That guy? Are you kidding me?
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过去的八年里 你都没认识到什么吗?
Have you learned nothing in the last eight years?
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你一定会后悔 对吧
You're just gonna regret this. You know that, right?
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你会后悔的 但你什么都做不了 一切都太迟了
You are going to regret this, and now there is nothing you can do about it because it's too late.

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你所能做的就是上去 开始你糟糕的 令人失望的生活
All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life

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一丁点都比不上和我在一起的幸福
that will never be nearly as happy as the one you could have had with me.
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再见了
Good-bye.
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Ted 等等
Ted, wait.
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Stella 我来这不是要把你抢回来
Look, Stella, I am not here to win you back.
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我来这是确认你意识到 你犯了人生中最大的错
I am here because I need to know that you know you made the biggest mistake of your life.

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我知道
I know.
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很好
Good.
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这就是我要说的
That's what I'm gonna say.
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真狠! 真冷血
Ooh, dag! Cold-blooded.
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那很好 去 就这么说
Yeah, that's good. Go say that.
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谢谢
Thanks.
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我下了车 准备说那些话 准备爆发 但是...
So I got out of the cab, ready to say all of that stuff, ready to explode, but then...

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妈妈!
Mommy!
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却都泡汤了
It all just went away.
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事情就是那样
And that was it.
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那时候 我一点也不生气了
In that moment, I wasn't angry anymore.
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我知道Stella注定要和Tony在一起
I could see Stella was meant to be with Tony.
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孩子们 也许你们以为只有两条路 忍气吞声 或者把气撒在别人身上
Kids, you may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face.

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其实还有第三种选择 让它过去
There's a third option: you can just let it go,

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也只有你这样做了 它才真的消失 你才可以开始新的生活
and only when you do that is it really gone, and you can move forward.

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孩子们 这才是最完美的爱情故事 最完美的结局
And that, kids, was the perfect ending to a perfect love story.

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只是没找对人
It just wasn't mine.
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我的爱还在某个地方等着我
Mine was still out there waiting for me.
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