084 How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E06 老爸老妈罗曼史第4季06 part1

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孩子们 你们结婚的日子 一定会是一生中最幸福的日子
Kids, your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life,

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美好爱情的美好结局
the perfect ending to a perfect love story.
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我的婚礼--至少是我的第一个婚礼 -却不那么尽如人意了
My wedding-- at least my first wedding-- didn't go so well.

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回头想想 真是滑稽
It's funny looking back on it now.
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我确定Stella就是我要娶的女人
I was so sure Stella was the one.
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当她离开我 我崩溃了
And when she left me, I was so devastated.
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但你们让我重振精神
But you guys got me through it.
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现在最痛苦的时候已经过去了
And now the painful part's over.
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我变得更加坚强
I've come out the other side a little bit stronger.
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你们知道 我... 我现在几乎都已经不再想她了
You know, I... I hardly even think about her anymore.
##CONTINUE##

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我想 这就是时间的力量
That's what time does, I guess.
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Ted 昨天才举办的婚礼啊
Ted, the wedding was yesterday.
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才过了24小时
It's been 24 hours.
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我知道 只是我已经重新开始新的生活了
I know. And this is me, moving on.
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我生命中的新篇章今天开始书写 我们要庆祝一下
A great new chapte of my life began today, and we're gonna celebrate.

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现在 我们需要库尔邦乐队 (美国70年代最有影响力的Funk乐队)
Right now, we need two things. We need Kool, and we need the Gang.

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点唱时间到了 哈?
It's jukebox time, huh?
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我看着那个年轻人扭着 一路跳向点唱机
I look at that young man popping and locking his way over to the jukebox,

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我这么想着 你们知道...
and I think to myself, you know...
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也许Stella做出了正确的选择
maybe Stella made the right call.
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嗷 疼啊
Ow, pain.
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他现在怎么能跳舞啊?
How is he dancing right now?
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他应该... 他应该用个大锤把Stella的车给砸了啊 (损友损招 囧)
He should... he should be smashing up Stella's car with a sledgehammer.


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假设一下哈
Hypothetical.
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Ted并不是在假装开心
Ted isn't pretending to be happy.
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Ted是真的很开心
Ted really is happy.
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他根本不想结婚
He never wanted to get married in the first place.
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有我的支持 Ted摆脱了最沉重的负担
Ted just pulled off the greatest train dodge since Stand by Me.

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那个拖油瓶还好说 后面要生一堆孩子够他受的
Well, not the first kid, but the other kids.

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不 他情况很糟糕
No, he is in bad shape.
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怎么啦?
What's up?
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真的很惨啊
Really bad shape.
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我们要安慰他
And we need to be there for him.
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虽然我的朋友们尽力安慰我
But as much as my friends wanted to be there for me,
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但我 从任何方面来看 都好得不得了
I was, by all appearances, fine.

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嘿 伙计 出去玩不?
Hey, buddy. Want to hang out?
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老友们 我没事
Guys, I'm fine.
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嘿 伙计 来接手几招吗?
Hey, pal, you want to have a catch?
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我没事
I'm fine.
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嘿 小子
Hey, kiddo.
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Barney 我没事
Barney, I'm fine.
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没必要这样 而且这太别扭啦
This is not necessary, and it's actually kind of weird.
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没有冒犯的意思 女士们
No offense, ladies.
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我不知道你在家
I did not realize you'd be home.
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女士们 我们转战天井
Ladies, to the stairwell.
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老爸老妈浪漫史 第四季 第6集 720p版本调校：C.Ronaldo
How I Met Your Mother Season04 Episode06


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最后 两周后 这种无可避免的情绪发作了
Finally, after two weeks, the inevitable emotions boiled over.

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嘿 你们想去吃晚饭吗?
Hey, you guys want to get some dinner?
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哦 闭嘴
Oh, shut up.
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对不起 亲爱的
I'm sorry, sweetie.
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只是 Ted 你正承受着精神痛苦
It's just, Ted, you've been through something traumatic,
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作为朋友 我们想要安慰你
and we're trying to be there for you as friends,
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但你拒绝我们 让我们滚开 你个自私鬼
but you're not letting us, and it's pissing us off, you selfish bitch.

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抱歉
Sorry.
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听着 我们只是担心 你不能承受Stella这事的打击
Look, we're just worried that you're not dealing with this whole Stella thing.

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你还记得那时Lily离开我的情景吗?
Do you remember when Lily left me?
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你还记得我那时怎么控制自己的情绪吗?
You remember how I held in my feelings?
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我...非常...想她
I... miss... her so much.
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耶 天啊 你可真是坚强啊
Yeah, dude, you were a rock.
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嗯 我本该更落魄的 好吧?
Well, I should have been even worse, okay?
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我本该疯了的
I should have gotten mad.
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我本该听你的把Lily的东西都给烧了的
I should have taken your advice and set all of Lily's stuff on fire.
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哦 好极了 多谢了 Ted
Oh, nice-- thanks, Ted.
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但我没有 我想这就是为什么我那么久才能恢复过来
But I didn't, and I think that that's why it took me so long to get better.

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那么 现在 Ted...
So, now, Ted...
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我想让你把悲苦都爆发出来
I want you to explode.
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释放你的愤怒的狂暴武士吧 好吗 准备好了吗?
Release the berserker. Okay, ready?

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现在!
Now!
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我很好 不
- I'm good. No.

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伙计们 饶了他吧 他现在很开心
Guys, get off his back. He's happy.
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听着 如果Ted已经结婚了 那么他就是结婚了的
Listen, if Ted were married right now, he'd be married,

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他就要住在新泽西州 他就是婚姻的囚徒
he'd be living in New Jersey, and he'd be married.

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他很好 那么 咱们开吃吧 去Flat Michael's吃怎么样?
He's fine. Now, let's eat. How about Flat Michael's?

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不 那在44大街和Lex大街交叉处 不能去那
No, that's 44th and Lex. Can't do it.

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为什么?
Why not?
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那儿太靠近Stella的健身馆了 可能会碰见她
It's too close to Stella's gym. Might run into her.

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还有别的地儿吗
Anywhere else, though.
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好吧 嗯 那么Hurley's餐馆呢?
Okay, um, how about Hurley's?
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就位于Stella的办公室和她去的干洗店之间 不行
Right between Stella's office and her dry cleaners. No, sir.

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好吧 那Meatloaf Charlie's餐馆呢?
Well, what about Meatloaf Charlie's?
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那离Stella老妈去的理发店只有两条街区
Two blocks from Stella's mother's hairdressers.
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好吧 Ted 在曼哈顿还有我们能去吃饭的地儿吗?
Well, geez, Ted, is there anywhere in Manhattan we can go to dinner?

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当然 我们来看看
Of course. Check this out.
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你这哪来的 Ted?
What you got there, Ted?
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我给自己做的"提醒"地图
A little reference map I made for myself.
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这是一张能指导大家不遇见 Stella Zinman的纽约城市指南
A New York guide to places you might run into Stella Zinman.

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红色区域是禁区
Red areas are places to avoid.
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白色区域是安全地带
White areas are safe.
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蓝色区域是水域
Blue is water.
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太荒唐了 但是 水域倒还真是蓝色的
That is just ridiculous. Well, water is blue.

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你不能这样生活
You can't live that way.
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是她在婚礼上撇下你走了 而你却要回避她?
She leaves you at the altar, and you're the one avoiding her?

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是的 我是在回避她 有什么关系吗?
Yes, I'm avoiding her. What's the big deal?

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我们就是这样做的
That's how we do it.
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我们是谁 胆小鬼吗?
Who's we, gutless weenies?
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才不是 "我们"是指 从伟大的俄亥俄州来的人
Uh, no, "we" is people from the great state of Ohio.

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当生活的痛苦来临 我们七叶树州人 (俄亥俄州人的别称)面对它 打压它
When life gives us pain, we Buckeyes ta that pain and we push it down.

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当痛苦再次来临 我们更多的打压它
And if the pain starts to come up again, we push more pain down on top of it.
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能避则避 干嘛要去犯事 对吧?
Why confront something when you can avoid it, right?
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我所能做的就是永不再见Stella 这样我就能快乐幸福的生活了
All I have to do is never see Stella again, and I'll live a long, happy life.

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现在 谁想吃点什么东西吗?
Now, who wants to get something to eat?
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哦 有人跟我推荐过一个好去处 就在白色区域里
Oh, somebody just told me about a tapas place that's in the white zone.

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不错 咱们就去那吧
Great. Let's go there.
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想好点什么了吗?
You ready to order?
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嗯 还没呢
Uh, not quite yet.
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哦 我们能来点跟那桌一样的杏仁吗?
Oh, can we get some of those almonds for the table?
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当然可以
Certainly.
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干得不错 Lily 这地方看起来不错
Nice call, Lily. This place looks great.
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谁推荐给你的?
Who told you about it?
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我不记得了
You know, I don't remember.
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什么?
What?
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我想起来了
I just remembered.
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哦 天啊 哦 天啊
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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好吧 好吧 冷静点
Okay, okay, just be cool.
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我们需要面对这事
We're just gonna have to deal with this.
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大伙... 跟着我做
Everyone... follow my lead.
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哦 你不是开玩笑吧 他当真吗?
- Oh, you're kidding. is he serious?

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我不要躲到这桌子底下
I am not getting under this table.